Jerk Yourself Out Of The Gene Pool

Candy Glitter

You shouldna€™t reproduce. That statement is obvious, not to mention moot, considering your dick doesna€™t go near women. But still, ita€™s worth reinforcing the fact that your genes are absolute garbage, and should be isolated. Your sperm are full of stupid, corrupted data, and they should be kept as far as possible from healthy viable female human eggs. If you ever got one of those mail in DNA tests, theya€™dyze the results and immediately send a team of doctors to your house to cut off your testicles. Youa€™re homozygous weak, and homozygous pathetic. You dona€™t even carry any recessive genes that manifest as dominant mating behavior. Nobody wants or deserves your genetic material, so ita€™s extremely important that you continue not sharing it. Keep jerking. In fact, just go ahead and jerk yourself out of the gene pool.

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