The Truth About Small Dicks

Kelly Sunshine

We're going to give it to you straight and hard (since apparently you can't.) Women talk, and we won't keep your itty bitty secret to ourselves. In the age of fem supremacy, you have to account for your worthless prick. We will no longer be patting you on the back and consoling your horrid deformity. With what you fail to bring to the table in sexual pleasure, you will make up for financially. If your penis is small, your wallet better be huge. Even still, you will never be fuckable. Apologize to each of us for being a waste of space.

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