Short Loser

Harley LaVey

Eww! Is there anything more pathetic and disgusting than a short loser? I mean short men are the worst! Small feet, small hands, small dick. And let’s not mention a tiny little ant compared to all of the hottest women on the planet. Hello… supermodels! Gorgeous tall women like me don’t even notice tiny losers like you, we look over you. It’s time you accepted your fate and got down on your knees with the rest of the rejects, at least down there no one will notice how wimpy and short you are!

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